Real Alive Breathing Living Fairies That You Can Buy
Webstats are awesome. Beyond just letting me know how many people love me (click on my website) at any given time, they tell me what phrases, when Googled, have led to my site. And I just found the best one ever. Yesterday, someone found my website by Googling the phrase:
real alive breathing living fairies that you can buy
How awesome is that?!?! I like to imagine the progression of Google searches that led to this phrase. Perhaps the fairy-seeking Googler starts by simply searching for
fairies
only to find some Disney website. No, no, no. She wants
living fairies
But that doesn't work either. She wants real ones.
real living fairies
Arghhhh!!! No luck. Leaving nothing to chance, she goes with
real alive breathing living fairies
Stupid computer! She's not looking for Wikipedia entries or stories about fairies. She needs a real one, that she can order online, and get delivered right away!! And of course, this leads her quite naturally to
real alive breathing living fairies that you can buy
And this brought her to my website. I have no idea why. But I LOVE it! Though I imagine she was quite disappointed...
Intrigued, I tried this out for myself. And Googling "real alive breathing living fairies that you can buy" does indeed bring you to my website, but only after scrolling through FIVE pages of search results! Wow, someone was very serious about tracking down an online fairy dealer!
While I'm honored that such a noble pursuit led to my site, I'd really like to work my way up the search results page, which of course, is why I wrote this blog post. Once Google finds this entry, it will definitely become the #1 search result for "real alive breathing living fairies that you can buy"!!! That is, unless Amazon decides to go into the overnight fairy delivery business...
Labels: Google, Online Fairy Dealers, Things That Are Awesome, Webstats
posted by Sarah Beth Durst @ 10:36 PM
13 comments
13 Comments:
Yey! I tried it and you're the first on google too over here in the UK. Loved the first book and looking forward to the sequel Sarah!
Ooh, I need to go check my google words, but I doubt anything as cool as this phrase will lead to my site. Sweet!
i just googled it and yep, your blog is now the number one 'real alive breathing living fairies that you can buy' webbsite!
i need a cool catch phrase...
i'm looking forward to whatever you write next, with the eargerness of a child in a candystore...because well written fantasy novels are even better than candy
Isobel: Awesome! And thanks for the kind words. I hope you enjoy Out of the Wild!
Melissa: I bet you have quite a few people looking for flowers...
Annadee: Yay! And thanks for the candy comparison!!
Okay, that is fantastic. Snort.
Hahaha that is awesome!!! Don't worry, Sarah you'll site will be first in no time ;)
Q and Savyleartist: Thanks!!
But now the question stands: Do you sell real alive breathing fairies? Can we buy them?
you were 2nd on google when I searched fairies, it gave options, such as pixies, lore, etc...real living breathing fairies & I just had to check it out!
Try real alive breathing fairyies that you can trap of MAKE then agin you know how it it. BUT HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO HAVE YOUR OWN FAIRY. Kids can have a buddy for themselves when there lonly
Never mind it didnt seem to work but there were 2 countries that found a live one i would have kept her/him if they hadn't killed her/him also on a totally unrelated note you seem like a very interesting person LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone keeps asking the same question real live breathing fairies and you just keep bringing your blog up but I don't see anything that has breathing real life varies so and every time someone asks you don't ever give an answer and supposedly this lady found one that's dead already so don't go putting stuff up that ain't true unless you can prove it
First. Such beings as Fairies live in a parallel reality. And do not associate themselves with Human-kind. And stay as far as possible away from our society. As no human who exists is without question rather it would dissect, murder, or use its own magical shell to better their own perposes. Also. Their magics give them the ability of shifting their presence into various aspects of Nature. These are beings whose recorded presence is as old as time. To be stupid enough to be caught by us, is irrelevant. So thinking that someone has actually maneged to talk a Fairy into willing slavory. When their languages, and intelligence, clearly defies our own in knowing as of what a brutal species we are. Is just being foolish. Fairy folk are all around us, watching everything we do. We just can not comprehend their presence, simply because they are to skilled to be seen.
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