Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Obscure Fairy Tale: Jack My Hedgehog

I ran into a lot of obscure fairy tales while I was researching INTO THE WILD, and this one stuck with me. (Get it? Hedgehog. Prickles. OK, fine, stupid pun.) It has a memorable protagonist who deserves his day in the sun. So without further ado... for the second edition of my Obscure Fairy Tale segment, I give you: "Jack My Hedgehog."

Jack My Hedgehog (from Andrew Lang's The Green Fairy Book)

Once upon a time... a farmer wants a child so badly that he says, "I must and will have a child of some sort or kind, even if it be only a hedgehog!" Shortly after, his wife gives birth to a son who is human from the waist down and a hedgehog from the waist up.

Thing I Love About This Story #1: hedgehog-boy. Who wouldn't love hedgehog-boy? Sounds like a superhero. He needs a theme song.

One day, the father plans a trip to the fair and asks his son what he wants. "Daddy," says he, "bring me a bagpipe."

Thing I Love #2: hedgehog-boy wants bagpipes. No real reason. Sure, he plays them later, but it's not that important to the story. He simply likes bagpipes. I'm thinking that he knows he needs a theme song...

Once he has his bagpipes, he asks his father to visit the smithy and have their rooster shod. In exchange, he promises to ride off and trouble his father no more. Delighted to get rid of him, his father does as Jack asks, and Jack rides off on his rooster followed by a herd of pigs.

Thing I Love #3: rooster shoes. I think it's very thoughtful of Jack to consider his poor rooster's feet, and I'd really love to know what rooster shoes look like. I'm thinking something like a ninja throwing star... Thing I Hate #1: his father's anti-hedgehog bigotry.

For a few years, Jack hangs out in a tree, playing his bagpipes and watching his herd. One day, a king loses his way in the forest. Jack offers to show him the way out of the woods if the king will promise to let him have whatever first meets him on his return. Jack demands this in writing, and the king (certain that a hedgehog-boy can't read) writes that he will not let him have whatever first meets him. Naturally, the first thing that meets him is his daughter. The king explains to her how he cleverly tricked Jack, and she's relieved that she doesn't have to marry hedgehog-boy.

Thing I Love #4: the king thinks he's clever. Perhaps most hedgehogs are illiterate, but why would Jack ask for a written promise if he can't read?

A little while later, a second king loses his way in the woods. Jack again offers to show this king the way out if he will promise to let Jack have whatever first meets him on his return. The second king writes a sincere promise, and naturally, the first thing that meets him when he returns home is his daughter. He explains his promise, and she says she will be willing to marry hedgehog-boy because of the great love she has for her father.

Thing I Love #5: kings with lousy directions. Two kings lost in the woods? Get a map, boys.

After a while, Jack's herd of pigs grows so large that he decides to leave the forest. He visits his dad again, everyone eats a whole lot of pork, he re-shoes his rooster, and off he rides. First, he stops at the castle of king #1 who has instructed his guards to keep out any half-hedgehog, rooster-riding, bagpipe-playing boy. They try to do so, but the rooster leaps over the castle gate...

Thing I Love #6: GO, ROOSTER!

... and lands at the king's window. Frightened, the king gives him his daughter. Jack takes her outside the city, strips off her clothes, pricks her with his bristles, and sends her home saying, "This is what you get for your treachery."

Thing I Hate #2: Um, how is this the girl's fault? Not cool, Jack. Not cool.

Jack goes to the castle of the second king, who has instructed his guards to welcome him with cheers. The king's daughter marries him, but she is afraid to let him kiss her because of the prickles. Jack asks the king to place four guards outside his bedroom door and light a fire. As he climbs into bed, he sheds his hedgehog skin. The guards rush in, grab the skin, and burn it -- thus releasing Jack from his enchantment.

Thing I Love #7: Jack knew all along how to break his enchantment. He must have. There's no wise old woman or whatever to tell him the trick. He orchestrates his own transformation, which implies that he could have done it at any time. He just didn't want to until now. He liked being hedgehog-boy. Thing I Love #8: a girl who puts her foot down about facial hair. Marry a stranger, no problem, but the guy has to shave. She has her priorities -- warped as they are -- and she sticks by them.

Later, Jack and the princess visit Jack's father. He doesn't recognize him at first sans-prickles, but once Jack explains, his father welcomes him with open arms.

Yeah, his dad is still a hedgehog-bigot, but if Jack can forgive him, so can I. I do wonder, though, what happened to the rooster?

And that, my friends, is the story of Jack My Hedgehog. In case you missed the first edition of Obscure Fairy Tales, here's a link to a story with a donkey who shoots gold out of his butt...


At 5:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To add an additional comment to "Thing I Love #3" I would point out that Jack is hedgehog from the waist up. This is an additional kindness to the rooster (albeit out of Jack's control), and perhaps why Jack saw no need to shed his hedgehog skin earlier.

Poor rooster, should Jack have been hedgehog from the waist down, yet ridden the rooster anyway.

At 5:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay. This was probably the most awesome fairytale ever.

I keep trying to come up with a themesong....

At 9:09 AM, Blogger Sarah Beth Durst said...

CATHIE: Ouch! Poor rooster! Perhaps they could get him a special saddle...

ARILOU: Yeah, it definitely needs a themesong!

At 10:49 AM, Blogger GirlChris said...

In the version I was told as a child,the princess was told about how he could remove the quills, and if she could keep quiet about it for three days he would be free. But she blabbed to her mother, who told her to throw the coat of quills in the fire. Instead of saving hedgehog-boy, the coat of quills reappeared on him- still on fire. Oops. He leaves, understandably ticked off, and the princess goes in search of him. She eventually finds him, apologizes, and her love for him makes him fully human. Yay!

At 11:55 AM, Blogger Sarah Beth Durst said...

CHRIS: Ooh, cool. Great imagery in that version. I mean, not so great for the poor burning hedgehog boy, but you know what I mean... Anyway, it reminds me of various selkie myths that I've read. Thanks for sharing it!

At 7:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever seen the Jim Henson Storyteller version of Hans My Hedgehog? It was always my favorite fairytale in that series. Their version is a bit different than yours, but ya gotta love a hedgehog-boy.

At 8:34 PM, Blogger Sarah Beth Durst said...

H: Never seen it. In fact, I've never even heard of the series. How did I miss it? I just googled it, and it looks really fun. Glad you mentioned it!

At 10:21 PM, Blogger RM1(SS) (ret) said...

(Hi - Just wandered in from the Sheila Ruth interview at 7-Imp, where she mentioned you....)

I wonder if Gilbert & Sullivan were thinking of this when they wrote Iolanthe. The male lead is Strephon, who is half fairy - fairy from the waist up, human from the waist down.

At 1:13 AM, Blogger Sarah Beth Durst said...

RM1(SS): Welcome! Thanks for dropping by. I've never seen Iolanthe, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a connection. I'm sure Gilbert and Sullivan would've known about Jack My Hedgehog.

At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ptiy the poor mother who had to give birth to hedgehog boy!

At 10:48 PM, Blogger Sarah Beth Durst said...

Anonymous: Ouch! You are so right! I hadn't thought of that.

At 2:22 PM, Blogger David T. Macknet said...

I'm wondering about taking the first daughter by force, stripping her, pricking her, and leaving her. Sounds distinctly bad.

At 2:33 PM, Anonymous JakobD said...

Something I ALWAYS think of when I see this fairy tale:
"Now showing, Pimp My Ride. Next up, Jack My Hedgehog."
I'm picturing a pet detective searching for abducted hedgehogs. Or, better yet, a half-hedgehog detective searching for abducted hedgehogs.
These are the things which go thru my mind...

At 4:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, I recently got nostalgic over fairytales but I don't remember their names. I was wondering if you could help me after I saw this post about obscure fairytales.
1. This story came from a book. It's about a little boy who is brought to a fire kingdom by a fairy he found in his fire place. He sees the fire princess who has recently fallen in love with the prince of a water kingdom but they can't be together. The boy says something to the princess and is then sent on a journey to find how she and the Prince can meet each other. They do end up together and later return to give the boy a magic belt and cure his illness.

2. This one is about a princess with feet so big that her shoes could be a boat. This random young man finds a magic spring that helps her shrink her feet. I don't remember much other than that. Just lovely illustrations of the story.

3. This one was likely an Indian or Middle Eastern story but the only thing I remember is a prince or king finding a magic room full of statues od maidens on pedestals. One statue is missing then after a whole lot of adventures he returns and there is a real princess or girl on the last pedestal and he marries her.

4. This is the most obscure of the lot I should think, it's very similar to Ivan and the Firebird but has the prince also finding a princess with one crown, a princess with three crowns and his trusty mare becoming the princess with two crowns.

It would be amazing if you could help me out.

At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

???if he is hedge hog waist up.... how does he talk?! oh wait. its a fairy tale. still... i would be a little weirded out by a hedge hog kid

At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sonic the hedgehog origin story

At 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hedgehog man
Hedgehog man
Why are they cursing you?
Hedgehog man
Hedgehog man
It's notchya faaaaault.
(To the tune of smelly cat)

At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Grey said...

Jack gives me gender envy


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